“Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?”—A. A. Milne
Celebrate senior slip-ups, middle-aged misfires, and more in 389 Unforgettable Senior Moments, the calendar adapted from the hilarious bestselling book. Sir Isaac Newton’s failed experiment to determine how long it takes to boil an egg: When he went to check the time, he discovered that he was boiling his watch. Or two-time world heavyweight champion George Foreman’s strategy to avoid forgetting his children’s names: naming all five of his sons George—and one of his daughters Georgetta!