Have a great year. Or don’t. This demotivational calendar says enough with the constant overload of happiness, self-motivation, and you can do it! Every month, a tell-it-like-it-is phrase dressed up in fanciful hand-lettering and cheeky art for an effect that’s unexpected and utterly hilarious. There’s the refreshingly honest: “I just really hate doing stuff.” The blasé: “Nothing happens for a reason.” The downright glum: “It will probably get worse.” And advice with attitude: “Just give up.” Finally, a calendar that gets it. Includes a punch-out “EVERYTHING SUCKS” banner.