"I want to be like Gandhi and Martin Luther King and John Lennon, but I want to stay alive."
—Madonna, on inspiring people
Beloved for over 20 years, The 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said delivers a hilarious nugget of jaw-dropping inanity every day. Here are sports stars, entertainers, and politicians both left and right speaking without thinking. Plus odd menu items, funny warning labels, and unpersuasive hotel advertising: 2 NIGHTS FOR THE PRICE OF 3!