It’s a game that will ultimately be decided by the final outcome.
— sportscaster Martin Tyler
The perennially bestselling calendar for 23 years, The 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said delivers a year of so-dumb-you- can’t-believe-they-actually-said-it inanity from entertainers, sports stars, media personalities, and, oh, those politicians: A commitment and a promise are not the same thing—New Mexico governor Bruce King. Plus memorable headlines (When Is Cinco De Mayo?), strange insurance claims (The pedestrian ran for the pavement, but I got him), and helpful office signs (Dry Paint).