The perennially bestselling, jaw-droppingly harebrained 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar is a hilarious round-up of sports stars, politicians, entertainers, and others saying epically dumb things. Daft political declarations: Putin is a one-horse country: oil and energy. (presidential contender Ben Carson). “Insightful” sports statements: Like most NFL head coaches, that man is passionate about football. (commentator Greg Gumbel). Plus forehead-slappingly obvious headlines (FUTURE IS COMING, ACADEMICS PREDICT), questionable airport signs (Eating Carpet Strictly Prohibited), head-scratching résumé mentions (I always staple at exactly a 45-degree angle), and much more buffoonery.